- Anti Joke

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.