Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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give me a thumbs up

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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poop.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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What? Yes.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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