What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

A black man has a job.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

child labor

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Justin beiber's penis

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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