- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Women's Rights.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Obama

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

How do you end a sentence

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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