- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

I have suicidal thoughts

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

i have a christmas tree.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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