Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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