- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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