Smoke weed till i die nigga

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

Win industrial estate, Newry

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Tommy got neutered.

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