- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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