If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

guess what>? your mum lol

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

one morning i turned on my tv

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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