What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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