- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

women's rights

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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