Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Anti Joke

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