What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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