What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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im saul and i love cock

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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Lol you respond here goood one AAANDEEERS TEN MG PER PILL Asswhipe! Besides friends call me Black Metal, you can call me Nero the avenger. Line kinda broke up with you first, you think she would send you a picture with my finger on her... cough... AND THINK YOU WOULD STILL STIck aROUND WITH HER? Id be more... well glad for your mothers sake, btw, she got me flowers, I wont tell the rest, but she got me another pic... Okay ill tell the rest then, first pic is my fingas, the other is my limpo in her mouth... The third is the funny doctor which caught us and wanted all three of us to be on the pic... Aww, no really man, you had a gem, we where good friends before me and Line, but she did not want to leave before she got me flowers... Aww... Ooooh... Oh! Well not yet but you get the picutre. I got ur message, sure im high as a kite, but I know what im doing if you can "picture" what I mean... Dont tell your mom btw, I want to surprise her, (reverse psychology) hmm, that did I write that? Anyway, how is your sister doing? I dont think she gives those strangely long hugs to anyone but me, and she laughed wen i got a boner... NERO, never call me, never ever call Me black, besides its either Mr.Black, oor black metla you rat! VALIUM? SERIOUSLY? Ill get that test extended you know... Because POISONING!

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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