- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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