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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why so serious ?

Your dads dead. lol

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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