periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What is black and looks like a person A black person

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

my gramma died

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

2 black kids walk into school

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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