What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Dumbledore dies.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Sex education in Texas.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Phew... it's gone.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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