- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

feminists.

I'm so punny.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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