WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Replacement Referees

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Gay republicans

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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Sloths

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I am a women

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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