Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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