A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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