- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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