What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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