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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, right

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

I literally died laughing

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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