What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Why? Why not?

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That is so fetch

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Women's rights.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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