- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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