What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

sky's sty

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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