- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

An irish man walks out of a bar

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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