- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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