What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Justin Bieber.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What's a joke? Funny

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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