what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

the midget went to the midget store

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Emily Walker.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Grace Ackerson

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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