What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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