- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

penis. nuff said.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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