- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

you suck

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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