A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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gay pom...

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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