A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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