- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What's 9 + 10 19

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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