- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What's 9+10? 19.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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