why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Poop...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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