What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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A Serbian Film

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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