When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Anti Joke

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