What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Stealth baseballs record

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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