what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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