- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Kefka > Sephiroth

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

i like turtles

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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