- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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