- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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