Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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