- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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